Author Archives: taxicle

Ice. Eat lots of it. Ice is cold. Brrrrrrrr! When you eat it your body has to melt it, then heat it. Takes a lot of energy. Energy from fat. To melt 1 kg of ice takes 334000J and to … Continue reading →

Two hapless people have been sentenced to 4 years each for calling for riots on facebook. No crime of violence was committed. This is the practice followed in Zimbabwe and Iran. If it can happen in this country then we … Continue reading →

The thought just occurred to me. And since no – one is likely to nominate me, I nominate myself. **BOWS** Thanks Everyone.

There are doors too small for me. Shall I cut off my feet or my head? There are gaps too narrow. Shall I cut off my nose? (Trying not to be rude here). Sometimes planes fly low over my house. … Continue reading →

There are people out there who look for domains similar to those already registered, register them and try to sell them to people those original people with similar sounding domain names. I get a couple of emails a week trying … Continue reading →

My life is full of problems, and when I came across Mr Madiba on a card in a London phonebox, I thought all my problems were solved. Written on the card was Mr Madiba FROM BIRTH A GIFTED AFRICAN SPIRITUAL … Continue reading →

The stupid woman has it wrong. YOU SHOULD STUDY MATHS UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!! And when you are dead you should be made to study the bible. That will be hell for some people.

I was with a female student yesterday, and her boyfriend came in. He was large and too close and aggressive when he said, ‘I hope you are treating my girlfriend with respect’. I was cool. I was steel. I replied,”I … Continue reading →

It won’t mean much to most people, but this website upgrade is mostly finished now. It means that I will be able to give out user accounts to new tutors, who can hopefully work themselves to death writing articles for … Continue reading →

I hear Pippa Miidleton’s £40,000 nearly new BMW is now not good enough to be tarting around in – she is getting instead a £95,000 Audi – and I, being a green consumer, am SOOOOOOOOOO eager to see it not … Continue reading →