Author Archives: taxicle

Those freedom fighters at The Sun like listening to all our private thoughts. I think we have a right therefore to listen to the thoughts of those same people. Naturally, working at The Sun, their thoughts are all of tits, … Continue reading →

Some people out there don’t know the difference between £30 and £300. They really need to learn some maths. And I want to teach them. If you don’t know the difference between £30 and £300 give me a call. Most … Continue reading →

Some of them anyway. I got this email yesterday. To whom it may concern. My name is Ilyas Gondal and I am Manager Coordination at Dogar Brothers Lahore. Dogar Brothers is a famous publishing firm of Pakistan which mostly produce … Continue reading →

The end of another academic year and I have worked hard to save 50p. I have been thinking what to do with my savings, and decided to buy one of our poor banks. I am awaiting a reply from Lloyds … Continue reading →

And this website is also linked from wikipedia.

I hate to think of them lonely, bored, drinking alone… I sent them this email. Dear Tony/Gordon, I know you must be disappointed at not going to the Royal wedding. Since you have nothing to do on Friday I am … Continue reading →

I am about to find out. I am awaiting a reply to this email to one of their academic staff. Can I buy a doctorate from LSE? A la Gadaffi. I am not the son of an Arab dictator and … Continue reading →

An overseas student of mine built it. Lot of stuff to download. www.studenttech.co.cc

If you are under 18. Bet all you money on whatever you want. If you win, have a good time spending your winnings. If you lose, go to them and howl. Cry, scream, “I’m only 16 (or whatever). Why did … Continue reading →

A British man has been arrested for rolling in cow dung. I am surprised to find this is illegal. In the current atmosphere of revolution I am asking for this man to be freed and this law to be repealed. … Continue reading →