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I dont tutor

unionists/capitalists/policemen/criminals/royalty/commoners/men/women… That only leave alien non people of indeterminate sex. I am waiting for their call.

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How not to get lost…

Know where you are going. But if your don’t it helps to notice a landmark. And if there are none, create one. My favourite landmarks are the road sign I knock down. I never forget them and they always remind … Continue reading

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If only

We were only asked the questions we knew how to answer…

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Bankrupt British Universities in link trading scam

I would not have expected British universities to be so desperate, but here one is, proposing to exchange links with astarmathsandphysics.com I’ve just visited your site and I would like to propose a link exchange between our sites related to … Continue reading

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Big Sally Bercow’s Sad Wail…

Nobody wants me, everybody ignores me, why can’t I be beautiful and slim and intelligent like a footballer’s wife, why am I stuck here in this mouldy old coffin like a speaker’s wife. Noone even knows my name, I am … Continue reading

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Serious Advertising Proposal

Some linkbuilding company is offering to pay $30 a month for a link on this website. Hi Paul, Thank you for your response. I appreciate your help. Here are the details: We would like to use the following link and … Continue reading

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My strategy to establish a world monopoly on Maths tuition

Is to ask other maths tuition websites to close down. I am awaiting a reply from alphamaths.com to this email: As part of my campaign to establish a world monopoly on maths tuition I am emailing all owners of maths … Continue reading

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Terrorists are People Too

The Morrocan Govt, now overthrown, described unarmed protesters as ‘terrorists’. As does the present Egyptian Government. As did the British Govt of the IRA and Sinn Fein. As did the South African Govt of the ANC. As does the US … Continue reading

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I predict a riot

A very strange clash is in prospect. Scummy journalists have been hacking into phones of the corrupt and debased, including MPs, to reveal their crimes and have them sent to jail. They have neglected it seems, that phone hacking is … Continue reading

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My Application for Job as Number 10 Press Officer

Dear Dave, I hear you have a vacancy. Apparently your last sidekick didn’t tell lies fast enough or good enough. I would like to bring a new age of honesty to politics, and I will start by calling everyone in … Continue reading

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