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Fleet tutors is now advertising pornography. This is a post on their forum The text is: Voickiree 1 Posts Posted – 03/11/2010 : 22:21:28 Show Profile Email Poster Reply with Quote *****************************.But I don’t want to see funny. Kendra Wilkinson’s … Continue reading →

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You must Say George Bush is a dick who lost his brain in space. Eat your own brain and post the video on youtube. Sell everything and give the money to the moonies (except for my fee). Walk around the … Continue reading →

They might as well have done. Apparently they have copied almost entire marking schemes from wikipedia. If they want maths marking schemes done, I will do them for nothing, as long as they send me the exam papers WELL in … Continue reading →

Another opportunity for bankers to prove how unfull of crap they all are. I will give a prized of £100000000000000000000000000000000 to the first banker to find a number bigger than 10 but less than 1. Email your answers to [email protected]

We in this country are just not grateful enough to all the bankers who stole, lost or burnt all our money. The press and TV give the impression they are all a bunch of crooks and spivs who can’t add … Continue reading →

The conversation will go something like this… I’d like a maths tutor Where do you live? Chelsea Name? My son’s name is John Terry, just like his dad. How much do you charge? What level of maths… Very very very … Continue reading →

No doubt about it. When I was at school 30 years ago, half of what is now in AS maths and AS physics was part of O Level maths and physics. I was on holiday  recently and bought a second … Continue reading →

I was once contacted by an a man who said he had a student for me. I met him at a central London hotel and he gave me the details of the student. We had a few sessions, and when … Continue reading →