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After the two Russians in front of her were found to be drug cheats. One by one they were disqualified. She was awarded first the bronze, then the silver, then the gold. There must be alternative ways to win all … Continue reading →

I can’t afford a holiday this year. But look, the British home office is offering free flights to illegal immigrants. I just texted ‘home’ to the home office immigration hotline. Apparently if I can convince them I am Pakistani they … Continue reading →

British soldier ‘unlawfully killed’ by enemy attack in Afghanistan. The fact is they killed him fair and square, as the taleban have done with all Western soldiers who invaded their country, and anyone who uses this term ‘unlawfully killed’ takes … Continue reading →

Banksy the graffiti artist has got the point of infamy where everything he paints on a shop wall makes hundreds of thousands of pounds for some big company or rich landlord. He is doing nothing to push the system in … Continue reading →

When the time comes for your Independence referendum, everybody vote yes. To celebrate have a big party and blow all the oil money. Next day, think again. Have another referendum and rejoin the UK.

Every time there is an accident and people die, or even just one well know person dies, people throw up their arms and run into the street screaming, and the government feels forced to announce a few days of national … Continue reading →

Possibly in a sign of the trouble the country is in, it seems the royal couple, the Cambridges, cannot afford to buy their own toys for the royal baby and have had go begging in the streets from passers by. … Continue reading →

I use ubuntu server at home and have ubuntu on a laptop. I have heard there is to be an ubuntu smartphone, which I would find extremely attractive. This is not true. What there will be is a phone running … Continue reading →

Is this one of the most pointless statements ever? All the Royal Useless Father had to do was turn up and say ‘push’. Actually he is hardly more use than the rest of the royal uselessnesses, none of who has … Continue reading →

The governemt is to take n aggressive approach to immigration, with a poster campaign saying effectively, ‘noone wants you here. Just go’. It is a bitter and twisted policy. These people don’t deserve to be in power. Immigrants should stay … Continue reading →