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How is it that pop musicians, most of whom are more image than talent, can become millionaires overnight when whatever they do has a lot less value for the human race than a doctor or a plumber? They should not … Continue reading →

Apparently the average IQ of a German is 107, compared to only 100 for a Briton. Britons do better than Serbians though, who it turns out, are a real bunch of dunces with an average IQ of only 89. The … Continue reading →

The British police have, it seems, as part of their undercover disguises, been impersonating dead babies, nappies and all. I can imagine what a pathetic figure they must have cut, tottering through a doorway guarded by heavies and shotguns, into … Continue reading →

So now we know. Chris Hume is a liar and a perjurer and will probably go to jail. After a year denying everything, he has admitted asking his wife to take penalty points for his driving offence and lying to … Continue reading →

And so we have stopped using plastic bags, petrol, artificial fibres, nuclear materials and hazardous chemicals in all our lessons. We never used them anyway, but now feel the need for some totally useless green credentials.

Just read the news that the biggest independent ad exchange on the internet is closing down today. I never thought they made much money and I always thought the rates they paid were so low it wasn’t worth while putting … Continue reading →

So, in bongo bongo land there is precious little stolen cash left to go around and things look set to get worse, with bills falling due that may not be paid. The govt must be wondering what they can do … Continue reading →

I just rang a reputable tutoring agency (fleet-tutors) to see how much they would charge for a tutor with an MSc/Phd to come to my house to teach me maths at Degree level. They wanted £85 registration fee £5 per … Continue reading →

Download utorrent from the android app store and search for whatever you want (from within utorrent), and it is automatically opened by your mo3 player. ITunes will hate this.

The earth is hollow you see. The inside of the earth is where every lost thing ends up, including the lost tribes of Israel and the planes and boats that disappeared over the Bermuda triangle. You may think this is … Continue reading →