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An energy advisor came to our house last week and gave us an energy use monitor so we can see at a stroke how much energy we are using at any time. Switch something on or off and your enrgy … Continue reading →

Anybody who listens to Radio 4 must have noticed how the Archers soap opera is seeking to reprogram your mind with pointless businesspeak and sentimental letsallcareforeachother crap. We the dontgiveashit British people must turn off the radio whenever we hear … Continue reading →

The first island ever to be undiscovered has been… undiscovered. Somewhere in the niddle of nowhere, shown on the map below, the first undiscovered island has apparently been found, or maybe unfound. See if you can find it. If you … Continue reading →

Some ukrainian schoolkid I think, cos I spotted it right away, and the hackers website was anyway closed down today – a few hours into the hack. If your host is competent – like mine, hostmonster – I just love … Continue reading →

After delivering my new phone weeks late, taking months at a time to repair it, losing it and giving me a spare phone cos my phone broke down 4 times in 8 months, then telling me I would have to … Continue reading →

Ever wished you were the person above you in the phone book? They probably live a much more interesting life than you. If anyone out there called paul smith would like to be me for a day, give me a … Continue reading →

Three the awful phone company have folded. After telling me I would have to pay for my phone to be repaired, they have conceded everything and sent me a free new phone identical to my old one. This is the … Continue reading →

With ten minutes spare I registered as a developer. They didn’t ask for any money and it seems they are also giving playbooks away. Hope they don’t close themselves down because of anything I said.

I will develop A Star Maths and Physics stuff for the iphone and ipad. Unlike android and blackberry, I have not been asked for any money. Lets see how long that lasts.

With my poor dog… Alas no luck.