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The more I hear employers talk about how job applicants haven’t got the right skills, the more they seem to moan and whine. Whenever I went to employers with my Degree and MSc in maths, I was told one of: … Continue reading

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Send the Speaking Elephant on a World Speaking Tour

Some elephant in Korea can speak Korean with a vocabulary of five words. There is a career open for this elephant on the after dinner circuit. Given how hard jobs are to find at the moment, I think the elephant … Continue reading

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Pay the Cleaners Less

The living wage in London has been raised to £8.35 (I think) per hour. This is more than I earn per hour given all the hours I work. I don’t see why my cleaner should be paid more than me.

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Another Lighter Than Gravity Fiction Bites the Dust

Mitt Romney looks set to lose the US election. I never understood how he could stand up and talk in front of people having screwed thousands of people out of their pensions and jobs, pocketing billions of dollars while paying … Continue reading

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Where Do I Sign Up To Be Recycled Into Petfood?

I don’t like pets (except cats). It doesn’t matter. The pets must be fed. Why do we kill animals to feed other animals with so many dead people lying around? Feed dead people to the animals. Life should be simple … Continue reading

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No Trick and Treaters This Year

I did not hide in the shed to avoid them, go down to my boat or get someone else to answer the door. No doubt its the great depression trickling down the age range. They can’t be bothered to get … Continue reading

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Blair says Europe needs an elected President to stop it breaking up

Of course we know who he wants to be President. As our Tony continues on an ever upwards trajectory towards Godlike staus, Presidency of the EU will only be a single step. Next will be UN Secretary General, Nobel Prize … Continue reading

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Save me From Text and Phone Spam

Pretty obvious really. Why don’t the phone companies build in spam text filters to your mobile phone, and spam phone call filters to your mobile phone and house phone? Don’t tell me it can’t be done.

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MP Banned For Driving Without a Brain

And without an MOT or any insurance too. A Labour MP in fact. No doubt he wished to appeal to his fellow brainless plebs in the police to let him get away with it on the grounds that brainless plebs … Continue reading

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Pope Refuses to Remove Honour From Jimmy Savile

I am probably being charitable in thinking that it has absolutely nothing to do with the catholic church’s own sordid history. In this spirit of christian charity, I feel the reason for keeping the late Jimmy ennobled is so that … Continue reading

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