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Driving into a supermarket carpark I saw on an electronic sign, ‘welcome T105 WNO’ – my car plate number displayed in front of me. Bit of a nightmare. Even though I appear on surveillance cameras a couple of hundred times … Continue reading →

Starts with tables. Cut all the trees down and make them all into tables. Then plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into chairs. Plant more trees, cut them all down and make them into log cabins. … Continue reading →

Everything on the Earth is made from other bits of the Earth. Basically nothing enters or leaves the Earth, so all we are doing by making so much STUFF is moving little bits of the Earth around. My problem is … Continue reading →

Those eggcups people use are just not big enough.

Andrew Mitchell the cabinet minister who was stopped riding his bike out of Downing Street last week by a policewoman is a hero for anyone, like me, who has been stopped by the police for no good reason at all. … Continue reading →

So now we know the total contempt US presidential candidate Mitt Romney has for anyone who is worth less than a zillion dollars. The quickest way for Mitt to get America out of the great depression is to bet all … Continue reading →

Philosophers used to think up new ways to descibe the world on the grounds that ‘they must have their own system or be enslaved by another man’s’. This seems to be how British politicians think too. Every government that takes … Continue reading →

I am a womble, and like the wombles I try to find a use for everything. I was a bit stumped when someone gave me an old lampshade frame. Eventually I decided it might make an unusual hat. See what … Continue reading →

It is probably illegal in the UK to publish topless photographs of our future old bag. Here though is quite possibly a world exclusive! the first drawing in the world of a topless Kate Middleton!

Not content with being stupid and incompetent, the British police have been found to have framed 96 Liverpool football fans, making it appear they all killed themselves, like a buch of lemmings. To do this, they beat up witnesses, made … Continue reading →