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Spit to Get Your Edexcel English GCSE Grade!

Noone believes in Edexcel anymore. I thought I would design a more reliable method of grading gcse English students. Here it is! SPIT at the screen. The splat you hit determines your grade. If you don’t hit a splat you … Continue reading

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Sad News for Copyright Criminals Everywhere

Demonoid is down again and this time it looks very serious. One of the biggest filesharing sites is disabled again, tied up in legal issues, and at the moment, even unable to surrender and sell the domain names. They have … Continue reading

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Will All Foreign Students Please Leave the UK?

The British Government has just shot itself in both feet, the head, and between the legs. They have told all foreign students at London Metropolitan University that the tens of thousands of pounds and up to three years of study … Continue reading

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Send All South African Miners to Prison

I am not on the side of this revolution. Fankly, if you are working in some awful mine and don’t earn enough, start reading books. Ultimately your fate is the raw face of a cliff. You either inch your way … Continue reading

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Get Yourself a Maths Tutor From Hell!

Only from A Star Maths and Physics!

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Another Crazy Diet Idea

Give Blood! Replacing 1 pint of blood taken during a blood donor session uses up about 650 kcal. If you give blood once a month you could be losing two pounds a year.

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The Guilty Pair

Here we are, sauce and wooden spoons in hand, caught in the glare of the camera.

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Silverware and Banana Fight at 42 Churchbury Road

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Asda and Tesco Rip You Off

They are putting tapwater into bottles and selling it as mineral water at 17p a bottle. Good to know that British supermarkets are not behind the banks, newspapers and  nestle when it comes to doing business by telling a pack … Continue reading

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Is it possible to bugger every loan shark in London?

Before I die or emigrate or something similar I would like to ring every moneylender, loan shark and bank in London for a loan. I want the whole London underworld after me. There is a book in this.

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