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Bankrupt British Universities in link trading scam

I would not have expected British universities to be so desperate, but here one is, proposing to exchange links with astarmathsandphysics.com I’ve just visited your site and I would like to propose a link exchange between our sites related to … Continue reading

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Big Sally Bercow’s Sad Wail…

Nobody wants me, everybody ignores me, why can’t I be beautiful and slim and intelligent like a footballer’s wife, why am I stuck here in this mouldy old coffin like a speaker’s wife. Noone even knows my name, I am … Continue reading

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Serious Advertising Proposal

Some linkbuilding company is offering to pay $30 a month for a link on this website. Hi Paul, Thank you for your response. I appreciate your help. Here are the details: We would like to use the following link and … Continue reading

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My strategy to establish a world monopoly on Maths tuition

Is to ask other maths tuition websites to close down. I am awaiting a reply from alphamaths.com to this email: As part of my campaign to establish a world monopoly on maths tuition I am emailing all owners of maths … Continue reading

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Terrorists are People Too

The Morrocan Govt, now overthrown, described unarmed protesters as ‘terrorists’. As does the present Egyptian Government. As did the British Govt of the IRA and Sinn Fein. As did the South African Govt of the ANC. As does the US … Continue reading

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I predict a riot

A very strange clash is in prospect. Scummy journalists have been hacking into phones of the corrupt and debased, including MPs, to reveal their crimes and have them sent to jail. They have neglected it seems, that phone hacking is … Continue reading

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My Application for Job as Number 10 Press Officer

Dear Dave, I hear you have a vacancy. Apparently your last sidekick didn’t tell lies fast enough or good enough. I would like to bring a new age of honesty to politics, and I will start by calling everyone in … Continue reading

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Request from Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor? Me: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people. Abrupt end to conversation. I thought this worth a blog post. Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above. Hey astarmathsandphysics.com, I didn’t … Continue reading

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British Shadow Chancellor Buggered by the Police

As good as. His wife was having an affair with the dumb plod meant to protect them. Given the failure of this particular method of protection, I hope they tried something more reliable than the British police while they were … Continue reading

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Julian Assange exposes corruption of billionaires

Wikileaks is about to release swiss bank account details of some of the world’s richest and most corrupt people. You have to admire his balls… Given his legal troubles in Sweden, maybe I didn’t phrase that quite right…

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