Category Archives: Uncategorized

The end of another academic year and I have worked hard to save 50p. I have been thinking what to do with my savings, and decided to buy one of our poor banks. I am awaiting a reply from Lloyds … Continue reading →

And this website is also linked from wikipedia.

I hate to think of them lonely, bored, drinking alone… I sent them this email. Dear Tony/Gordon, I know you must be disappointed at not going to the Royal wedding. Since you have nothing to do on Friday I am … Continue reading →

I am about to find out. I am awaiting a reply to this email to one of their academic staff. Can I buy a doctorate from LSE? A la Gadaffi. I am not the son of an Arab dictator and … Continue reading →

An overseas student of mine built it. Lot of stuff to download. www.studenttech.co.cc

If you are under 18. Bet all you money on whatever you want. If you win, have a good time spending your winnings. If you lose, go to them and howl. Cry, scream, “I’m only 16 (or whatever). Why did … Continue reading →

A British man has been arrested for rolling in cow dung. I am surprised to find this is illegal. In the current atmosphere of revolution I am asking for this man to be freed and this law to be repealed. … Continue reading →

unionists/capitalists/policemen/criminals/royalty/commoners/men/women… That only leave alien non people of indeterminate sex. I am waiting for their call.

Know where you are going. But if your don’t it helps to notice a landmark. And if there are none, create one. My favourite landmarks are the road sign I knock down. I never forget them and they always remind … Continue reading →

We were only asked the questions we knew how to answer…