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There are doors too small for me. Shall I cut off my feet or my head? There are gaps too narrow. Shall I cut off my nose? (Trying not to be rude here). Sometimes planes fly low over my house. … Continue reading →

There are people out there who look for domains similar to those already registered, register them and try to sell them to people those original people with similar sounding domain names. I get a couple of emails a week trying … Continue reading →

My life is full of problems, and when I came across Mr Madiba on a card in a London phonebox, I thought all my problems were solved. Written on the card was Mr Madiba FROM BIRTH A GIFTED AFRICAN SPIRITUAL … Continue reading →

The stupid woman has it wrong. YOU SHOULD STUDY MATHS UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!! And when you are dead you should be made to study the bible. That will be hell for some people.

I was with a female student yesterday, and her boyfriend came in. He was large and too close and aggressive when he said, ‘I hope you are treating my girlfriend with respect’. I was cool. I was steel. I replied,”I … Continue reading →

It won’t mean much to most people, but this website upgrade is mostly finished now. It means that I will be able to give out user accounts to new tutors, who can hopefully work themselves to death writing articles for … Continue reading →

I hear Pippa Miidleton’s £40,000 nearly new BMW is now not good enough to be tarting around in – she is getting instead a £95,000 Audi – and I, being a green consumer, am SOOOOOOOOOO eager to see it not … Continue reading →

Those freedom fighters at The Sun like listening to all our private thoughts. I think we have a right therefore to listen to the thoughts of those same people. Naturally, working at The Sun, their thoughts are all of tits, … Continue reading →

Some people out there don’t know the difference between £30 and £300. They really need to learn some maths. And I want to teach them. If you don’t know the difference between £30 and £300 give me a call. Most … Continue reading →

Some of them anyway. I got this email yesterday. To whom it may concern. My name is Ilyas Gondal and I am Manager Coordination at Dogar Brothers Lahore. Dogar Brothers is a famous publishing firm of Pakistan which mostly produce … Continue reading →