Go On Shoot Yourself in the Head

It may be the only way to cure yourself.
The only way to be able to afford a house is to expel all non immigrants who came here after the stone age, ban all imports of anything whose name we can’t pronounce and build a 6000000 foot high wall around the coast to stop all invader – including birds who might try to fly over it.
If you are thinking how bad shooting yourself in the head might be for your health, remember how England were humiliated by Iceland.
Go on. You know you want to.

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All animals must die

Only joking.
One day the only species that survive will be superstars of wildlife – like tigers and elephants and tigers – and domestic pets, like cats and dogs, and maybe exotic pet species, like boa constrictors. Fleas, mosquitoes, moths, greenfly – subspecies, bit like the those categorized as subhuman by the nazis, will be exterminated.
Every surviving species will be kept alive by farm food opr factory grown meat. There will be no such thing as hunting, even for tigers. Even tigers will live the bible vision.

WOT CRAP!

Let nature survive.

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verdict on Russia’s European campaign

They came
They disgraced themselves.
They lost.
They went home.

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umbrellas ate for wimps

Heroes wear hats.IMG_20160620_134205

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I’ve Had Enough – I’m Out

I mean I’m voted to leave the EU.
The most successful politicians are the compromisers. The reconcile opposing arguments without ever having a point of view of their own. The EU has been making compromises for the past 60 years without ever thinking ‘what is the right thing to do?’.
I can’t stop politicians making compromises. But here is a chance to properly punish a set of politicians for all the compromises they have ever made.

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Anti Women, Anti Gay, Anti Foreigner, Anti Black, Anti Muslim

If you want everyone to hate each other, vote Trump.
If you hate anyone, then Donald Trump is prepared to hate them too, just to get your vote – if your are American. If you are not American then Donald Trump hates you and might well end up bombing you if not enough Americans hate him, so vote for him.
If you don’t hate anyone, then the election is not until November. That leaves plenty of time for Donald Trump to persuade there is someone you should hate, and with hate in your heart, you will probably vote Trump.

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Wrong

Most people are wrong about most things.

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Things Going Wrong

Things only go right until they go wrong.
AND THEY ALWAYS GO WRONG!

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Can’t I Access my Health data online?

It would benefit my health to see my health data held by my docor online and be able to compare it with a healthy person of my age. Why can’t I do this?
Someone get on it.

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Curse on all Lawyers

See what happened to the lawyer from Edexcel who tried to close down freeexampapers.com.
I hanged hiu in effigy.
fep-skeleton

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