Go On Shoot Yourself in the Head

It may be the only way to cure yourself.
The only way to be able to afford a house is to expel all non immigrants who came here after the stone age, ban all imports of anything whose name we can’t pronounce and build a 6000000 foot high wall around the coast to stop all invader – including birds who might try to fly over it.
If you are thinking how bad shooting yourself in the head might be for your health, remember how England were humiliated by Iceland.
Go on. You know you want to.