Brace Yourself!

TV cooks and hosts should only be able to make a living by making people better. People like Jerry Springer should be taxed like junk food will soon be.

Every dictatorship in the middle east is collapsing. The only democracy – a very bad example, Israel – is stable and has been for the past 65 years.
Why don’t the dictatorships follow the example of the stable country and become democracies?
It days something a out the nature of power that they don’t.

Just had credit check posted to me. Got a perfect score!

Is persistence.

At the third time of asking, Santander have granted me a 123 credit card, giving up to 3% cashback on purchases, meaning I can save another £100 a year.

Ex French president Nicholas Sarkozy is being held for questioning in a French police station, on suspicion of corruption.
So happy to see a former head of state under lock and key.
One obvious candidate over here for a police investigation still walks the streets – Tony Blair, war criminal and liar. There must be something we can get him for.

Any football match between China any Uruguay is bound to have Uruguay as favourites to win, in spite of the massive collective superiority of Chinese brainpower over Uruguayan.
The Chinese have set up a football academy to improve their national team but I doubt it will have much effect. A football brain is qualitatively different from a brain that designs electronics.

Chelsea Clinton that is.
The undeserving dumb little rich girl seems to be much in demand for her flimsy opinion on just about everything.
I just heard her on the BBC world service talking about how to get more women into technology. This of a girl who never did any technologically useful thing at all ever, and is only useful to anyone because her dad was the president, her mum the secretary of state and her husband a wanker – I mean banker.
Still I feel the need to cheer her for something.
Wey hey Chelsea! Get your kit off!

Prince Harry spent the day in and around the crack dens of Sao Paulo.
The prince, well known for getting right down in the filth with the scum of the earth probably didn’t miss a chance to get a dose of something illegal while it was so available and cheap. In fact, his smile seemed to grow broader with every door he came out of.

At the moment, the United Kingfom and the United States of America representatives all sit together at conferences because the countries names are similar. This gives the UK greater influence than it would otherwise wield. If Australia we to become a republic and call it the United States of Australia, likewise for Canada, to be called the united states of Canada, South Africa, to be called the United States of South Africa, what good influential friends they could all be.