Brace Yourself!

Is the UK not a federal state already? Then it should be, and should be called the federated united kingdom, or FUK. As its inhabitants, we would all be fukkers.

At the moment the collective human mind is in an expansive mood because things are generally getting better and wealth is increasing.
This may not be true for much longer.
To get an idea of the future catastrophe look at Japan, a country on a straight road to extinction, at the moment running at budget deficit of 8% to pay pensions, with debt over twice their national wealth.
When we all realise we are in collective decline and there is no hope for us we will start fighting each other like Jews in the gas chamber, climbing to the top of a pile of corpses for the last gasp of air.

Those poor Spaniards.
Their king can’t stand them any more, they have an unemployment rate of 26% and they were knocked out of the world cup after two defeats.
It must seem they have nothing left to live for.

Repetition makes sense.

To every tension there is an equal and opposite retension.
No connection ať all with anal retention.

I am not the only person to notice the similarity between the hopeless labour leader and the hapless cartoon inventor wallace. See what i just found on google images.

If you fail your maths exam try this excuse:
The answer to the first question was 10. That is my unlucky number and after that I was buggered.

Only the truth makes sense

Smith’s Law states:

The area between two curves is the integral of the top curve minus the bottom curve.

I have emailed edexcel asking them to put this on their syllabus. If you think this is a vanity campaign, think of Boltzmann, after whom a constant is named – botzmann’s constant, k which is the raio of the universal gas constant N_A, Avagadro’s constant. There are billions of functions of useless constants whichcan be constructed as functions of other constants – more than enough for every person of the planet to have one named after them.

£281,000 and increasing by 10% or so per year.