Brace Yourself!

When will Santander – the best bank in the world, or so they say – produce an app for android? They have been stringing me along for months about this and none of their staff have a clue.

According to the boss of US tyremaker Titan:
“They get one hour for breaks and lunch, talk for three and work for three. I told this to the French union workers to their faces. They told me that’s the French way!”
Soon however, according to current trends, they will be working even less, and then not at all, with everyone either escaping overseas to avoid high taxes or signing on welfare.

In the future, disasters are waiting. Floods, famine, heat waves, hurricanes will all happen more often. In the UK though, things will not be as bad as in many other countries. The UK will be a lifeboat country and people must be allowed to come here to escape the disasters in their own country that the UK has had a large part in causing. As part of this we should abolish passports. I am annoyed every time I pass through some airport at having to wait in long queues st passport control. Travelling by plane from one country to another should involve as little paperwork as going from london to Birmingham – only your ticket.

There is too much of it. It is tacky, annoying and cheap.
Please ban it, R4, and throw the offenders out.

Perpetual motion turns against you.

We are naked and alone on a planet spinning in space.
Fortunately my beloved and I are on the same planet.
We would be in a tight spot wouldn’t we, if we were naked and alone on different planets spinning in space.

Israel has it seems, been locking up its own spies under false names, without trial for no reason in particular, under 24 hour close supervision, then allowing them to commit possibly ‘state assisted suicide’ to avoid further embarrassment. One such case is prisoner x, actually Ben Zygier, who apparently carried out overseas assassinations for Israel’s before asking for asylum in Qatar then being abducted back to Israel and sentenced to a life behind bars in isolation or death.
Now we know how Israel treats its own citizens,

The greatest ever fraud has been perpetrated by the US treasury, greater than any fraud ever perpetrated by any fraudster or bank. They have it seems, been manipulating the rate of inflation to reduce their costs, including the cost of their multi zillion dollar national debt.
This will infuriate the Chinese of course, who own a great chunk of that devalued debt.
Might I suggest to the Chinese that they show how unnacceptable this is by sinking one of those VERY expensive US aircraft carriers. Go on. You know you want to.

Could be tomorrow’s headline.

Apparently some of the ‘beef’ we were eating which turned out to be horeemeat is not even horsemeat but donkeymeat.
How long will it be before we discover that any old dead animal – fur, claws, hooves and all has been turned into processed meat at the cheap end of the food market?