My Vision

Look at the header image on my website.
It says, ;Bringing Revolution to Private Tuition’.
What do you thats all about?
My aim is to overthrow the corrupt world system and build one base on idolatry and hero worship.
Any questions?
Don’t you want to know who the hero is you will be made to worship?
Here I am on a £20 note.

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What Does it Take to be a Forensic Detective

My wife can walk into a room, sniff the air, quickly glance at the walls and the floor, and work out exactly the what has happened that day.
Kissing the cat
Washing fish pond filter in the sink
Putting Bovril on toast
Amazes ne how she does it.

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Come Friendly Hurricane, Help Us Dump Trump!

Hurricane Irma is forming in the Atlantic, and apparently heading for Florida, where Donald Trump has the Mar a Lago resort.

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How High is Your House Above Sea Level?

Something about which you should all be concerned.
After the foods in Texas and the subcontinent, and worried about being so close to the Thames, I decided to check,
Only 30m!
Which means that my house might be 40m below sea level when all the ices at the poles has melted.
One more reason to sell my house and live on my boat.

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Don’t Be Fooled By Lies

A good liar can smoothly take hold of your imagination and make you imagine he is telling the truth.

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Black is the New Green

I didn’t think Africans cared much about the environment. The typical African city is a horrible dusty smoky messy place.
But lo! Kenya has just banned the plastic bag. FULL STOP!! No Production, no selling, no use, no importing, no use. And the are not the first. Rwanda has also banned them, and also I think Uganda. Looks like a trend.

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Why do We Call the Nazis the Nazis?

The Nasties would be a better name for them.

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I WANT THAT ONE!

Angula Merkel is a bloody good leader, letting in refugees and slapping down the idiot Trumo. Old and fat she maybe, but she is still lovely to me.

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Isn’t She Lovely?


This Indian untouchable has probably never had a piece of good luck in her whole life, but when someone takes a photograph of her, she smiles.

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Magic Is…

Magic is the science you don’t understand.

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