Tom Cruise: Can I have arrange a maths tutor?
Me: Sorry Tom. We don’t tutor short people.
Abrupt end to conversation.
I thought this worth a blog post.
Tom emailed me, maybe having read the above.
Hey astarmathsandphysics.com, I didn’t request a tutor from you.
You’re just bitter Tom. I mean shorty.
As good as. His wife was having an affair with the dumb plod meant to protect them. Given the failure of this particular method of protection, I hope they tried something more reliable than the British police while they were at it.
Like a condom.
The shadow chancellor – who incidentally was once a postman and probably no stranger to taking breaks for ‘quickies’ with the lonely housewives on his round – has now resigned for ‘family reasons’.
Just one in a string of sex scandals for the police. Undercover officers have been having affairs with the ‘terrorists’ ie green campaigners and ordinary plods have been sent to jail for raping suspects in police cells…
I have a solution. Only castrati shall be allowed to work in the police force. Given the cuts being made in the police budget, it would have the advantage that we could replace police sirens with the high pitched wail of police officers in no danger of jumping into bed with members of the public.
Wikileaks is about to release swiss bank account details of some of the world’s richest and most corrupt people.
You have to admire his balls…
Given his legal troubles in Sweden, maybe I didn’t phrase that quite right…
I hope to be getting two or three thousand hits a day by June. I don’t think anyone can stop me becoming the world number one maths and physics tutor now.
She is a subnormal stupid woman who cannot win an honest argument so has to incite the public to commit murder. These are on her website.
The object of this incitement has been shot and is fighting for her life. A nine year old girl was also killed in this shooting. Sarah Palin is personally responsible for her death.
Here is the stupid woman making sure the nine year old girl gets it.
Or rather my computer.
The power supply on my home server failed. I was quoted over £200 +…+ by Dell. Luckily I found a power supply repair specialist and they repaired it for less than half the price. I am very grateful.
Probably. Wikileaks is mirrored on 507 sites.
http://wikileaks.ch/mirrors.html
The big challenge will come when they release some Chinese state secrets. The Chinese are vicious. Ask Google.
Definitely not…
Despite only gaining grades of B and C in his A Levels – which should only have qualified to get him into Scumbag PE Teacher Training College, Bognor – the Prince was admitted to Trinity College, Cambridge, where he read anthropology, archaeology, and history, tutored personally by Professor John Coles. He barely scraped a 2:2, only the third member of the subnormal British Royal Family to earn a university degree. He was later awarded a Master of Arts Degree from Cambridge, because his mother knew the Dean.
I am better qualified frankly…
That’s a thought.
Let all who think they are better qualified than Prince Charles to be King reply to this post, and we will all meet outside the Palace when the old girl dies to put our case to the national press.
Got this email.
Hello Paul,
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Below you will find the details;
A one/Full-page advertisement is a page with unique content, written by our editor, which includes some text links that point to one my clients Site as well as some links to some trustable sites like wiki, bbc and others to make the article more natural and resourceful. I am including an example of a page we have achieved for one of our client, so you can get an idea of how it will look: ********************************* .
This page has been linked from the home page of ************************ with the keyword ” Business Languages” So the advertisement I am expecting to have on your site will be like this (But not this one). I will need the advertisement to be linked Site wide or if will not agree then you may link from homepage and two other internal pages of your sites that will have some page rank (PR 2 manageable). Certainly placing our advertisements on your sites will represent a benefit for you, as we will point some other text links we get on other sites to this page. So, this will be good for your sites as well.
Please take notice that the pages would be written and designed especially for your websites so that the pages fit with your website content and with my client’s content as well. The only thing you will have to do is to give these pages the same style as the other pages in your site.
Could you please let me know how much you charge for a one-page advertisement with the mentioned terms in your site for a one year Period?
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You can also discuss on Skype
My Skype id : “brown.david08”
There are no ads on my website.
With perfect illogic, the British Education secretary won’t vote for his own policy to raise university tuition fees to a level guaranteed to make slaves of students FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
No doubt this politician won’t vote for himself at the next election. Bye bye then
