Brace Yourself!

unionists/capitalists/policemen/criminals/royalty/commoners/men/women…
That only leave alien non people of indeterminate sex.
I am waiting for their call.

Know where you are going. But if your don’t it helps to notice a landmark. And if there are none, create one.
My favourite landmarks are the road sign I knock down. I never forget them and they always remind me where I am. When I am looking for my turning, it helps if I can think, ‘there is the sign I knocked down last week’.

We were only asked the questions we knew how to answer…

I would not have expected British universities to be so desperate, but here one is, proposing to exchange links with astarmathsandphysics.com

I’ve just visited your site and I would like to propose a link exchange between our sites related to ”Hotel.Travel & Accommodation,Holiday” we offer link exchange proposal.
Please consider adding our link to the following ”Links & Resources” page on your website.

http://www.astarmathsandphysics.com/Links.html

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Please use these details to link back to us:-

URL: ****************************
Title: Business Studies degree courses
Description: Southampton Solent University offers a wide range of following Business Studies degrees and courses.

Or you can use this link code

Business Studies degree courses
Southampton Solent University offers a wide range of following Business Studies degrees and courses.

My very undiplomatic reply is **** ***!

Nobody wants me, everybody ignores me, why can’t I be beautiful and slim and intelligent like a footballer’s wife, why am I stuck here in this mouldy old coffin like a speaker’s wife. Noone even knows my name, I am not stopped in the street like the supermodel I should be, I am beautiful, yes, yes, yes….yes…………

I know. I will pose nude in playboy, then the whole world will know what a sexy little number I am…Unlike my husband, who is very short…

Some linkbuilding company is offering to pay $30 a month for a link on this website.
Hi Paul,

Thank you for your response. I appreciate your help. Here are the details:

We would like to use the following link and anchor text on only the homepage: http://www.astarmathsandphysics

1. http://www.emagister

a. Anchor text: Emagister online schools

We prefer the link to be in a short sentence and integrated into existing content. One suggestion for placement is after the last sentence in the 1st paragraph.

For Example: (I have highlighted the added sentence to make it easier for you to spot.)

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Is to ask other maths tuition websites to close down.
I am awaiting a reply from alphamaths.com to this email:

As part of my campaign to establish a world monopoly on maths tuition I am emailing all owners of maths tuition websites asking them to close their websites down.
Please close your website by the end of the week.

The Morrocan Govt, now overthrown, described unarmed protesters as ‘terrorists’.
As does the present Egyptian Government.
As did the British Govt of the IRA and Sinn Fein.
As did the South African Govt of the ANC.
As does the US and British Govts of the Taleban and Al Qaeda.
There are movements in most countries of the world described as ‘terrorists’ because they disagree with the men in power, and there is no fair way to present their case other than to take to the streets.
So be it.
Men in power will fall. If they are lucky they will get away with some stolen money. If not they will be hanged in the streets.

One day these ‘terrorists’ will be in power, and western politicians will brave having to eat the shit they once conned us with.

A very strange clash is in prospect. Scummy journalists have been hacking into phones of the corrupt and debased, including MPs, to reveal their crimes and have them sent to jail.

They have neglected it seems, that phone hacking is itself a crime, and those scummy journalists may join in jail those whose crimes they have exposed.

What fun!!?” they will all have together.

Dear Dave,
I hear you have a vacancy. Apparently your last sidekick didn’t tell lies fast enough or good enough. I would like to bring a new age of honesty to politics, and I will start by calling everyone in and recently turfed out of the House of Commons a bunch of thieves and spivs. You especially, as the leader of the pack, are the biggest spiv of all.

I understand my job as press officer will be to excuse your theft and incompetence while being paid half a million pounds a year. This I am prepared to do as long as you and your bunch of morons keep the country steered towards a state of bankruptcy and servility to the USA.

PS I need to be paid in gold or Swiss Francs.