Happy Xmas to Me

Last week, driving home after tutoring maths at 1.30 in the morning – really – I was hit in the back by another car.
I almost jumped for joy. I was about to get out and be shocked, saying to the other driver, ‘You’ve scratched it. Are you going to buy me a new one?’, but he did’t stop.
He was away already. I caught him, got his number, now the police say he has insurance. Probably means a new car for me, cos insurance companies routinely write cars off in these circumstances.
Nice Xmas present for me, that the moron who hit me and didn’t stop will end up buying me a new car.