Monthly Archives: January 2012

He must uncover an email sent to Bernie Madoff (who swindled US investors out of $50 billion or so). The email must say something to the effect of: ‘Yo Bernie, America has survived your corruption. I wonder whether the UK … Continue reading →

I don’t know if there is disaster ahead but the human race definitely deserves it. I don’t why it is not the law that all sandwiches are not sold in paper packaging, or how plastic bags can still be given … Continue reading →

There is no Doubt in My Mind. Kate Bush is the best looking girl of the twentieth century… And the twenty first. And I am the best maths tutor of the Twenty First. With advancing medical technology I might be … Continue reading →

When I was a student, one summer I worked as a binman. One of the other binmen went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush. You may think my relationship with Kate … Continue reading →

My car is pretty basic I know. It has five wheels, one of which you use for steering, an engine, some seats and other bits. Unfortunately some bits are falling off or don’t fit together, or frankly, work. The bumper … Continue reading →

What they really want is for me to attend a job interview. Frankly, don’t waste my time. If you want to conduct job interviews, ring the jobcentre.

The Japanese national debt is well over 200% of GDP, compared to the Greek national debt of 140% or so which forced them into bankruptcy. Japan can afford it for the moment but when interest rates go up Japan may … Continue reading →

Is a small amount compared to the trillions of pounds they have sucked out of us, but yesterday when I was paying £110 into my bank, I got a receipt from the machine for £130 having been deposited. What will … Continue reading →

And as if to prove it he has been showing off his anus to every good time girl in London. I found this photograph of the young fantastic. My most charitable thought is that the royal anus is public property, … Continue reading →