Schoolchildren are suspected terrorists

So the government is to send a counter terrorism expert from Scotland yard to root them out. I can imagine the interrogations that will take place in the classrooms – along with the usual interrogation tools of bright lights and loud music.
Any child that refuses to cooperate will be sent to Guantanamo, where there will be enhanced interrogation techniques and use of the cane. No doubt the teachers will be charged with organising acts of terrorism and never heard from again yadyadya…