Monthly Archives: June 2014

Any football match between China any Uruguay is bound to have Uruguay as favourites to win, in spite of the massive collective superiority of Chinese brainpower over Uruguayan. The Chinese have set up a football academy to improve their national … Continue reading →

Chelsea Clinton that is. The undeserving dumb little rich girl seems to be much in demand for her flimsy opinion on just about everything. I just heard her on the BBC world service talking about how to get more women … Continue reading →

Prince Harry spent the day in and around the crack dens of Sao Paulo. The prince, well known for getting right down in the filth with the scum of the earth probably didn’t miss a chance to get a dose … Continue reading →

At the moment, the United Kingfom and the United States of America representatives all sit together at conferences because the countries names are similar. This gives the UK greater influence than it would otherwise wield. If Australia we to become … Continue reading →

Is the UK not a federal state already? Then it should be, and should be called the federated united kingdom, or FUK. As its inhabitants, we would all be fukkers.

At the moment the collective human mind is in an expansive mood because things are generally getting better and wealth is increasing. This may not be true for much longer. To get an idea of the future catastrophe look at … Continue reading →

Those poor Spaniards. Their king can’t stand them any more, they have an unemployment rate of 26% and they were knocked out of the world cup after two defeats. It must seem they have nothing left to live for.

Repetition makes sense.

To every tension there is an equal and opposite retension. No connection ať all with anal retention.

I am not the only person to notice the similarity between the hopeless labour leader and the hapless cartoon inventor wallace. See what i just found on google images.