Author Archives: taxicle

Bitcoins will have to be broken down into more convenient values. What will they be called? Bitbitcoins!

The old man is dead and won’t be tortured any more by the presence of people wanting to say they spoke to him. It’s a pity we can’t pin some of the blame for his death at the age of … Continue reading →

I deleted when I meant to copy, then I couldn’t find the notes I had just written in the Rubbish bin!

Poor cat. She always sees the worst of me.

There is only always forwards, which is impossible, or always backwards, which is impossible and depressing.

Black Friday is not as it sounds, an evil day, but a day on which shops have a one day sale. No shop is in fact saving anyone any money. They are blinding people with smoke and mirrors to persuade … Continue reading →

The comet near to the sun has apparently disintegrated and will not be bright at Xmas. This will disappoint many Jesus freaks who had convinced themselves that the second coming would happen this year but will please those, like me, … Continue reading →

Just sent thjs message to the spies bugging us all YO DICK AM I ON YOUR TERRORIST WATCHLIST? Please let me know in case I need to sell everything and flee the country. IF I AM I WILL TAKE YOU … Continue reading →

Or even resurrect the dead? Open a Twitter account for a dead person and tweet what they would have tweeted if they were not dead.

You extract maximum nutrional value and minimise housework.