Author Archives: taxicle

I still have these slots open. 12 midnight 1 am 2 am 3 am 4 am 5 am 6 am You must be prepared for yawning and snoozing. If I fall asleep put me outside with the cat.

Greece must feel like a cursed country. Not only have they been screwed by their own politicians and buggered by the banks, now it seems they will live under a unification of evil – a banker turned politician. While hail … Continue reading →

It’s the only way to save ourselves. You see, all our creditors will think we’re mad and go away. All our debtors will think we’re dangerous and pay what they owe us before we prove it.

Before it comes we all have to go out into the street and fight for what we know is right. What is right for me? Free flights anywhere.

We don’t want you here, speeding past us in your special olympic lanes and crowding us off the trains. If you ignore this you will find Londoners mad at not being able to go anywhere in the east end for … Continue reading →

With God on their side, the Church of England had hired an angel banker of capitalism to find the protestors outside St Paul’s cathedral guilty of just about everything and in league with the devil. No doubt, while he is … Continue reading →

Those ungrateful Greeks are displaying total ingratitude for all the money thrown at them and are to vote on whether to be bailed out at all. It seems they will vote no and seem determined to bring the whole European … Continue reading →

How many people wish their Prime Ministers and Presidents would go away and never come back? Now is our opportunity while they are all in the same place – Australia, for the Commonwealth summit, and can’t go anywhere cos Quantas … Continue reading →

I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans. I will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this. Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around … Continue reading →

British police, long known to be among the stupidest pieces of dumbshits in the world have amazed us again with their ignorance of the law. Apparently they think, the courts are there so the police can send along false witnesses … Continue reading →