Author Archives: taxicle

A fusion of space tourism and cremation is coming. A while ago, someone jumped from the edge of space and skydived/parachuted to Earth. Some day soon, someone with a fatal disease will smoke their last cigarette, eat their last triple … Continue reading →

So they held a cage fighting competition for 8 year olds at a venue in Preston, UK. No doubt they are preparing for class war and revolution by teaching working class children to kill each other, before moving onto upper … Continue reading →

Ever wondered what bankers think about? They think about their bonuses the most. Their collective train of thought goes something like this: £1m to share between ten of us… that’s £10m each…(see how they can perform long division perfectly suited … Continue reading →

Get on with it then and die.

So when they beat prisoners to death for fun, they don’t know that is wrong. These are some things they should know. It is wrong to Beat people to death for fun. Bugger them with broom handles. Hang them up … Continue reading →

By becoming godfather to Rupert Murdoch’s children, he has moved a little bit closer to becoming the supreme being. When that baby looks up at the world statesman and international jetsetting author and peacebringer (as if), you can bet he … Continue reading →

David Cameron has exposed himself (no pun intended) as just a little bit too kinky. Tough love as he seems to think teenagers deserve means walking the streets with a bullwhip, dressed in leather, bellowing ‘Kneel before your leader, citizens’, … Continue reading →

When a man decided to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach, British police decided to take no chance with their reputation for inflicting a state of death on anyone they don’t like. They tasered, pepper sprayed and beat … Continue reading →

When I go into my local bank I always go straight to the front of the queue because I am a business customer. The people in the queue seem to have no dignity whatsoever, because they are made to wait … Continue reading →

Food prices are going to rise and people are going to die. Death is not the worst thing because all of us will die. The worst thing is that when you look at the way things went, it was your … Continue reading →