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Can Progress come to an end
Yes it can. The human race is becoming stupider cos more intelligent peopledont have babies. When people are so stupid they can’t even learn to read, all knowledge will be useless and we will all live on boiled grass.
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Nightmare Vision of the Future
We are having fewer babies – not enough in the west to maintain the population. The population will fall by two thirds in Japan by the end of the century. Follow this through, so that one day the entire world … Continue reading
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Recovery From Disaster
I had a hard disk failure a month ago. Everything was almost lost, but I came back stronger. I have a new, upgradeable raid system installed – automated backup and easy recovery in case of disk corruption. I have space … Continue reading
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British Government Wants to Know All Your Secrets
The British Government wants to know everything you do. Government and police will be able to read all your emails, texts, monitor your internet as you use it and listen to all your phone calls as you make them. Suppose … Continue reading
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Super Smith
Not quite a superhero yet, but I suppose being a super smith is a step up from being a maths tutor. Here is a picture drawn by one of my students.
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The Pitch of Frustration
I have my ear to the ground. I can hear the revolution coming. I don’t know far away it is. I don’t know ho big it is. I only know everything must change. So as to understand and ride the … Continue reading
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Titanic Vision
I am having titanic visions. They are telling me that if I ever meet Kate Bush, I must ask her, “When I orgasm darling, parallel lines pulse and cross. How is it for you?”.
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Poverty is Good For You!
Think of all the things poverty will mean you get more of: porridge potatoes worms (good source of animal protein) rats (keep them as pets -you’d have to buy pet food for a cat. When you get hungry, hold your … Continue reading
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Supernatural Justice
How natural it seems that the British Prime Minister, supreme friend of News International should be found to have ridden a horse that the corrupt London police gave to the corrupt editor of the News International Newspaper, ‘News of the … Continue reading
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Why Won’t Someone Come and Be My Business Partner?
Cos everyone is useless, that’s why. Lazy, stupid, incompetent, ugly, fat, old, rancid and cancerous.
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