Brace Yourself!

Probably not.
When I was asked why I wanted to become a programmer, I said:
I don’t earn enough as a tutor to support my heroin habit, and nobody will hire me as a prostitute…

Laws are made by the majority.
The majority would never persecute themselves.
Therefore it is the minority that is persecuted.
And I am always in the minority!

This dumb stupid people who voted for Robert Mugabe time and time again and are now starving in the mud have nothing to complain about.
For 36 years now he has been voted in again and again.
And if they didn’t vote for him, they didn’t take to the streets and throw him out.
They deserve their fate.

You can’t make any sense out of a load of crap.

Those who can’t help themselves can’t be helped.

Donald Trump is now banned from my house.
I have told everyone that if he knocks on the door, Don’t let him in.l

If you are ever feeling stressed, don’t waste your time on that new fangled and failing fad hypnotherapy. Put a picture of Hitler on your wall and spend a few minutes screaming abuse at it.

You stupid man! You can’t do anything right!
Can’t sing, can’t dance, can;t win a war or write a decent book. You can’t even hit a house with a paintbrush! Go boil yourself in acid!
I feel better already.

Would you go to a restaurant to relax stroking a cat?
This is a new idea for a restaurant.
What about a restaurant where you stroke alligators. Or where you feed cats to alligators. A species of gorilla in Arfica is about to go extinct. Evacuate them to London where they can take up residence in a restaurant and people can pay to eat with them.
Whole species could be saved like this.

It is just so ridiculous for muslim women wearing burkinis on French beaches to be pestered by armed police to take some clothes off. Nuns and people in 18th century bathing tunics are not pestered like this. Gives the law a bad smell.

Every council house has a loft, at the moment not used.
If the loft were converted it could mean larger families could use them. If the house were rented as flats, it could mean three flats instead of two. Either way it would mean more use of available space.
And when the house is eventually sold, it would mean more money for the public purse.