Brace Yourself!

Is app stores, wifi, sd cards. Can’t think why someone hasn’t made a calculator with all this lovely stuff.

The staff at Barclays bank are not quite in a state of wild anticipation to know that I am leaving them but only perhaps because they have not yet heard the good news.
The final straw came when my charges on my business account for the last month turned out to be shockingly high and their reply to my telephone rant was to sent me a tariff.
Every time I have talked to them for several years now has turned into a one sided exchange of insults.
Fortunately for them the pain is over. Goodbye Barclays.

There are people out there who live for pain and suffering. To those people I have this tiny piece of pleasure.
It must be my fate to be taunted by stupid men and women, who think they can gather up all the good sense they’ve ever made into a mute point and throw it…
It takes less to silence you than it does to subdue a dog, doesn’t it?

Microsoft, desperate for developers to write apps for their phones, seem to have guaranteed failure by charging $99 a year for developers to register.
This developer will not register and will find something better to do than add to Microsoft’s billions.

Put a slow release switch on the outside and no switch inside. When the outside switch goes off they will not want to be sitting in there and hurry to be out.

The British labour party has a long history of spending money that doesn’t exist.
They did this by borrowing it or taxing the public to excess and I have been thinking how they can avoid this in future. They should start printing a new currency, a bit like bitcoin, that will be limited to a few tens of billions. When they have spent it, they can start printing ‘New Magic Money’ and so on.
There will be nothing as magic as Labour’s magic money.

They dont of course. Methinks they will start insults flying.

Yet again the religious psychopath Abu Qatada has defied the British Government and resisted deportation to face torture and a lifetime in a squalid Jordanian jail.
So furious is the home secretary that she is shooting her mouth off about suspending the human rights act JUST TO ALLOW HIS DEPORTATION!
God bless this man for being a thorn in that stupid woman’s plans.
While he is here, you can be sure our rights are superior to the British governments powers over us.

Pretty obvious thing to do isn’t it?

Some policemen it seems can do nothing other than wave their warrant card around to try and get one over on the public. Today for instance, a driver behind me was hooting and flashing. I gave him the finger, several times. He drew up next to me and we exchanged loud insults. Then he drew out his warrant card and started waving it about.
Stupidly I didn’t get his licence plate number. With morons like this in the police, no wonder motorists like the one who drove into the back of me last year can get away with it.