Brace Yourself!

For the first time ever I have had to pay for parking on a sunday. In croydon I had to pay £1.60 to park for just over an hour. Now o hear to that from next year I will have to pay to go through the blackwall tunnel. At some poi.t I. The future I will be charged for every mile I drive. Really bad.

Like the pretty girl I saw yesterday who took a packet of digestive biscuits out of her shopping bag and gave it to a fat girl, who started eating them.

Now I’m glad to see the back of them, at least until their next set of exams.

Fraid so. Those dumb yanks can’t blame any Muslims for this – only themselves and their own sick society. Will the result be to control guns? Probably not. Instead there will probably be guns introduced into the classroom. If not guns, then gin (my preference).

So secure in fact that I can’t log into the admin panel on my pc and have to post from a phone.

Precisely.
Not a fraction more or less.
Else they will be taken to the gulag. If they are lucky they will be shot on the way.

Is apparently wrong.
I thought that as you turned from going normal to going senile
You would start disliking classical music and start liking rap music
Start disliking literature and start liking pulp fiction
Stop listening to R3/R4 etc and start liking pulp fm or crap fm (I’m sure such radio stations must exist somewhere)
Apparently this is not the case
You start liking less of everything more.
That’s all

Noone likes them anymore apparently.
Noone wants to drink their coffee anymore, work for them and their shops are to be picketed this Saturday and used as women’s refuges.
In addition, their staff are angry cos their sickness benefits and lunch hours are cut.
Personally you may feel some sympathy with starbucks.

Not Me!

I feel like giving that gross American corporation a bloody good kicking!

With a cold winter ahead and the cost of energy rising, everyone must be thinking how to reduce the cost of heating. When you feel a little gas being produced, point your bum at the fire.

After you let loose the fire will burn a little brighter.

Makes perfect sense that Starbucks should pay tax on losses after years of not paying tax on any profits. The amount though – £10m – seems to be a bit arbitrary, in the manner of someone walking down the street who looks for some reasonable amount to give to charity. Instead of giving money to the taxman, which they have no obligation to do, why don’t they give a discount to their customers who maybe won’t feel the need to boycott them for never having paid tax?