Brace Yourself!

That’s me. I’m so bad at maths I have to mark the numbers one to ten on my fingers and then of course I can only count up to 10.
What do you want to learn maths for anyway? Your parents haven’t had to count up to 10 since primary school. Probably a good job to cos if they wanted to learn how to now they might ask me to teach them and I’M AWFUL!

I might not be the best maths tutor so I have decided my only chance of fame is to be the worst – or at least have the internet tell you I am.
I therefore proclaim myself to be the worst maths tutor in the world.
If you think I am mad just be grateful I don’t claim to be the son of god.

Noone else wants to be the worst so I thought I might volunteer. It should the case that when you search for ‘disastrous private tutor’ on the internet you should get an actual private tutor.
If you want to hire a disastrous private tutor (though I cannot guarantee that any disaster will befall you) you can’t do worse than me.

I used to get these calls all the time from indian people claiming they knew my my pc was running slow. Just for fun I played along today and wrote everything down that was said:
go to my computer and left click
click on security – red crosses they said meant my computer was infected with all sorts of viruses so I should go to www.ammyy.com and download some software.
At this point I stopped and told them I dont have a windows pc and they had been wasting their time calling from India.
Stupidly then they wanted to charge me for having wasted their time.
That made me laugh so loud I offered to send them some monopoly money. They hung up then.

Is apparently only anything up to 75 days.
This tells me that the internet is full of crooks and spivs who don’t stick around long enough for the police to come knocking on the door.
This website has been around for over 5 years now.

In an era of austerity, we the taxpayers have no choice over whether to pay the exhorbitant child care and school fees of the new royal baby to be.
How can it be that the most expensive welfare recipients of all – the royal family – are not forced to bring up their own brats at their own expense?
I don’t see why the food should be sucked out of my mouth and given to someone with much more money than me without my having so much as a yea or nea in the matter.

This is my latest set of exchanges.
My website
astarmathsandphysics.com
dropped like lead in April and has not recovered since, though in fact I get about 2000 uniques a day.
I have tracked down every conceivable thing wrong using every conceivable too.
Every day I generate new content – maths and physics notes, online test, blog posts and features – but my website is stuck right on the bottom rung.
There are no spam issues and nothing in GWT.
What can I do?

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Dec 1

mundabitLevel 9 As a passing point, an error message is coming up within (rather than stopping) a number of pages e.g. http://www.astarmathsandphysics.com/ou-summer-school.html Relates to: http://www.gavick.com/forums/general-discussion/error-juser-load-unable-to-l

Dec 1

travlerLevel 13 you are nofollowing social media but not your paid links. Start there – there are a number on your home page content alone.

Dec 1

travlerLevel 13 http://www.astarmathsandphysics.com/tutor_profiles/paul_smith/paul_smiths_blog/about/ brilliant content. not. Never could work out what these pages are for. If you are reading this you probably have nothing to do. Nothing on TV, nobody else at home. all the books already read, the news

Dec 2

StevieD_WebLevel 14 want to try this one again: We offer top quality private physics tuition and private maths tuition in your own home here be a hint…. tuition is a fee paid for education services….. tutoring is an education service. After reading two semi-sente

Dec 2 (11 hours ago)

meLevel 1 Those links on the front page are to other websites I own. I want them to be followed and indexed. That is what the internet is all about.An I fixed the error message someone pointed out earlier. As for that about us page, as far as I am concerened t

seo101Level 15 Post reply

Dec 2 (10 hours ago)

“Those links on the front page are to other websites I own. I want them to be followed and indexed.”

That is fine, you can do that. That is your right. It is just that Google can penalize those links and the related sites as being unnatural. That is there right.
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meLevel 1 (astarmathsandphysics change) Post reply

Dec 2 (10 hours ago)

and of those 13000 links, about 11500 are from a forum I administer where I post my link in my signature.

meLevel 1 (astarmathsandphysics change) Post reply

10:13 AM (1 minute ago)

I always look forward to getting a good beating when I post here.

I mucked up my website database which is a messy thing anyway, but I got in there with a spanner and fixed it again.
I managed to delete the ability of anyone to log into the admin panel.
Won’t do that again.

Joomla in case you don’t is the software used for a great many websites. I logged in this morning as the administrator and now I find that apparently my password has changed and I can’t change it back to something that works, after ever so much pfaffing around on the server.