Brace Yourself!

According to my own server statistics, httrack which is a website downloader – I actually use this program – is a top browser, above opera and android browser, accounting for 6% off all the hits on this website.

To know I am not being hunted by the CIA. I confess I was a bit thrilled at the thought of climbing on my roof to thrown stones at the CIA drones sent to destroy me along with my iffy websites. I will comfort myself thinking of my future holiday plans. These include Mexico and Canada. I will go right up the border and even run along it a bit smoking substances illegal in America and letting my noxious fumes waft over. See if can’t bring Canadian/Mexican/American border guards to blows over which jurisdication I should be in.
Could end up with the USA in a Canadian – Mexico pact to divide the USA into bitesized chunks, Hitler – Stalin stle.

Unlike the exchange I had with edexcel. This CIA agent who wants to send me to jail for these internet offences which are actually not any offence at all in at least one country in the world (I must found out which countries those are and go to live there) has just texted me back saying he has a report to do on diffraction.
This sounds just too plausible. All the students I know couldn’t really give a @@@@ about anything and certainly would not ask for the author of the article. In fact while I was writing one yesterday I made up a few unlikey names I thought so noone would be able to accuse me of plagiarism.
Guaranteed that the author I cited – Woostie Bingbing – does not exist, some tacky minor celebrity has a child by that name.

And the caller wanted to use something from from website which I had no problem with at all. They did however seem very keen to establish that I was the author.
Then I became nervous and started thinking that this person might possibly be a lawyer, and found some trivial crime I committed on the internet which could get me deported to America to spend the rest of my like locked up in a maximum security jail.
So, just to make myself feel better, I texted him back with something very very unamerican and offensive.

You are guaranteed to win the next election if you refuse to take away the right of the press to expose us all as liars and hipporites while corrupting the police, parliament, the judges, the armed forces, local government, friends of the royal family, amy wino ;ooking for a free drink etc etc. Anyone except the press in fact, who are of course, beyond any more corruption they can impose on themselves.

Ever since I registered a company this summer I have been receiving a lot of email from companies like the one that owns the Daily Telegraph in the UK.
I think they are selling my details to these companies.
Not good.

And buy your wife a 99p pizza for her birthday, then expect half of it.

Like the tall blond confident girl – a viking.
Or the chubby ambulance driver I once knew. When I heard the phrase ‘high end down syndrome’, I always thought that of him.

I noticed for agaes and didnt know how to fix that the website was generating pages that looked like half formed monsters. Now all those pages direct to something useful.
I feel so GOOD!

I installed two new comprehensive security packages – one for the blog (which I think is the hack entry point0 and joomla.
Problem is I have installed so many modifications on both. Website is becoming a bit unwieldy now.