Brace Yourself!

Anyone taking the BMAT exam – or any multiple choice exam – can adopt this strategy.
On opening the paper, answer all the questions in any random fashion. If every question is from a choice of 4, you will expect to get 25%.
Once done, go through the paper and answer the questions you can answer. From this point you are trying to improve on the score of 25% (probably) already attained.

In an attempt to get closer to her constituents tory Mp Nadine Dorries is to jet 20,000 km or so to the Australian Jungle on a series of ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’. I have no doubt at all that she will meet more of her constituents than ever before, tens of thousands of km from home in the middle of the jungle. No doubt when she arrives back in England too, she will find herself spending a lot of time with her constituents (hopefully not in bed with them, given the nature of the woman), since she is suspended from the tory party and may well be deselected at the next election.

Will come when we have three feet – one for each pedal in a car.

The more I hear employers talk about how job applicants haven’t got the right skills, the more they seem to moan and whine. Whenever I went to employers with my Degree and MSc in maths, I was told one of:
‘You have a brain as big as a planet. We can’t use that here’
‘You will be leaving as soon as you find something better’
‘We can’t afford you’
So don’t give no crap you bunch of losers. You don’t want what’s out there so just keep your mouth shut!

Some elephant in Korea can speak Korean with a vocabulary of five words.
There is a career open for this elephant on the after dinner circuit.
Given how hard jobs are to find at the moment, I think the elephant should leap at the chance to earn a bit more than the rental on a wooden shack.

The living wage in London has been raised to £8.35 (I think) per hour.
This is more than I earn per hour given all the hours I work.
I don’t see why my cleaner should be paid more than me.

Mitt Romney looks set to lose the US election.
I never understood how he could stand up and talk in front of people having screwed thousands of people out of their pensions and jobs, pocketing billions of dollars while paying no taxes, glossing over it all with meaningless wordplays.
The American people must be among the stupidest in the world to have been taken in by this spiv, putting him within a few hundred gunshots of the Presidency (if all the Democrats in Washington were shot dead, presumably Mitt would be next in line).

I don’t like pets (except cats).
It doesn’t matter. The pets must be fed.
Why do we kill animals to feed other animals with so many dead people lying around?
Feed dead people to the animals.
Life should be simple like that.
If you would like to be fed to animals comment below to sign up.
Of course we won’t send our pets round until you are dead.

I did not hide in the shed to avoid them, go down to my boat or get someone else to answer the door.
No doubt its the great depression trickling down the age range. They can’t be bothered to get out of bed at half term.

Of course we know who he wants to be President.
As our Tony continues on an ever upwards trajectory towards Godlike staus, Presidency of the EU will only be a single step.
Next will be UN Secretary General, Nobel Prize Winner, First President of the Moon, Mars, Solar System, and finally, when he becomes Leader of the Universe, that Godlike status will be achieved.