Brace Yourself!

They are putting tapwater into bottles and selling it as mineral water at 17p a bottle. Good to know that British supermarkets are not behind the banks, newspapers and  nestle when it comes to doing business by telling a pack of lies.

Before I die or emigrate or something similar I would like to ring every moneylender, loan shark and bank in London for a loan. I want the whole London underworld after me. There is a book in this.

I heard Kate bush described as edgy once – maybe meaning always on the adge of doing something significant and unpredictable.
She is not as edgy as she used to be, maybe not as good. To be as good as I am now, I promise never to see an edge without jumping over it.

Two handbags and a hat.

Don’t be surprised if you see me prancing down the street wearing them.

In depression hit UK, you might think British gold medal winners at the olympics would be a bit happier than the rest of us, with at least a bit of valuable gold to take along to the local gold merchant.
Unfortunately they are heading for a shock. I don’t know whether even the IOC are hit by money worries, but it seems that gold medals are in fact only 1.34% gold, so worth a lot less than you might think.
Anyone hoping to pawn their gold medal to keep the bailiffs from the door will probably only find themselves with the price a bottle of whisky.
Not too bad, come to think of it.

In Britain it seems, you can be arrested for taunting someone in a non rascist, non threatening, non sexist way, like someone who taunted the British diver Tom Daley with the death of his dad via Twitter.
What next? There are enough insults on my blog to attract the interest of several national police forces.

Google is reading the content of my emails to deliver targeted advertisements in my gmail panel. People may find msn and yahoo do the same. It seems worse from google though, who are supposed not to be evil.

Just showing someone how easy it can be.
£60

All those things I have put off for years, pf which I have been terrified, or were too expensive, took too much time, have now all been done.
Things like these should be an olympic sport.