Brace Yourself!

I am a womble, and like the wombles I try to find a use for everything. I was a bit stumped when someone gave me an old lampshade frame. Eventually I decided it might make an unusual hat. See what you think.

It is probably illegal in the UK to publish topless photographs of our future old bag.
Here though is quite possibly a world exclusive! the first drawing in the world of a topless Kate Middleton!

Not content with being stupid and incompetent, the British police have been found to have framed 96 Liverpool football fans, making it appear they all killed themselves, like a buch of lemmings.
To do this, they beat up witnesses, made up evidence, bribed the local press.
Now they have been found to have done all these awful things, you might think some of them might go to jail or failing that, be sacked.
NO CHANCE!!!
Instead there will be promotions and pay rises all round!

Noone believes in Edexcel anymore. I thought I would design a more reliable method of grading gcse English students. Here it is! SPIT at the screen. The splat you hit determines your grade. If you don’t hit a splat you get to retake – and you can retake as many times as you want to get the grade you need!

Demonoid is down again and this time it looks very serious. One of the biggest filesharing sites is disabled again, tied up in legal issues, and at the moment, even unable to surrender and sell the domain names.
They have been it seems, vitims of DDOS attack (which are illegal) by Governments and copyright holders they have been ************ off all these years.

The British Government has just shot itself in both feet, the head, and between the legs. They have told all foreign students at London Metropolitan University that the tens of thousands of pounds and up to three years of study for their degree is a complete was of money and time because they can’t speaka da English and should leave the country now.
Why should any foreign student come to the UK now? Better to stay at home and burn the money to bake their brains.
If I were to start out to bankrupt the country, I coundn’t do better than this bunch of idiots.

I am not on the side of this revolution.
Fankly, if you are working in some awful mine and don’t earn enough, start reading books.
Ultimately your fate is the raw face of a cliff. You either inch your way up it a little bit of knowledge at a time or kill those people who know better than you do.
Don’t claim no rights for yourselves you ignorant morons.

Only from A Star Maths and Physics!

Give Blood!
Replacing 1 pint of blood taken during a blood donor session uses up about 650 kcal. If you give blood once a month you could be losing two pounds a year.

Here we are, sauce and wooden spoons in hand, caught in the glare of the camera.