Author Archives: taxicle

Think of all the things poverty will mean you get more of: porridge potatoes worms (good source of animal protein) rats (keep them as pets -you’d have to buy pet food for a cat. When you get hungry, hold your … Continue reading →

How natural it seems that the British Prime Minister, supreme friend of News International should be found to have ridden a horse that the corrupt London police gave to the corrupt editor of the News International Newspaper, ‘News of the … Continue reading →

Cos everyone is useless, that’s why. Lazy, stupid, incompetent, ugly, fat, old, rancid and cancerous.

I don’t see why Tesco’s and Asda should have all the slave labour in the UK. Can you send some round to my house as soon as possible. Make sure they bring their own food – and some for me.

If Rebecca Brooks, corrupt ex newspaper editor can have a police horse, can I have a police car? If you haven’t any cars, can I have a helicopter or a police launch? If you don’t have any of these can … Continue reading →

All we are doing on the Earth is moving bits of the Earth around and doing things to those bits. There are no more bits being added or taken away, and really no more poisonous bits than there were when … Continue reading →

Frustrated by silent phone calls and people who have nothing better to do than waste my time, the BOSS emitted a world shattering scream!

Because they are yellow, cowards, afraid of the bills they will end up paying. Obama is not only the first black president, he is also the first yellow one. Yellow through and through. Cameron – the British pm, in case … Continue reading →

Is electronic money. Soon someone will make counterfeit electronic money by breaking the encryption used by banks and credit card companies. Hope they try it in Greece first. That pathetic country should receive several more kicks.

If all the people who die every year were recycled into the human food chain there would be enough meat to feed the entire population of a country the size of Holland. Some people may be disgusted by this, but … Continue reading →