Author Archives: taxicle

When I was a student, one summer I worked as a binman. One of the other binmen went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush. You may think my relationship with Kate … Continue reading →

My car is pretty basic I know. It has five wheels, one of which you use for steering, an engine, some seats and other bits. Unfortunately some bits are falling off or don’t fit together, or frankly, work. The bumper … Continue reading →

What they really want is for me to attend a job interview. Frankly, don’t waste my time. If you want to conduct job interviews, ring the jobcentre.

The Japanese national debt is well over 200% of GDP, compared to the Greek national debt of 140% or so which forced them into bankruptcy. Japan can afford it for the moment but when interest rates go up Japan may … Continue reading →

Is a small amount compared to the trillions of pounds they have sucked out of us, but yesterday when I was paying £110 into my bank, I got a receipt from the machine for £130 having been deposited. What will … Continue reading →

And as if to prove it he has been showing off his anus to every good time girl in London. I found this photograph of the young fantastic. My most charitable thought is that the royal anus is public property, … Continue reading →

Most people, if they don’t want any more tuition will just not answer the door or their phone. Pretty bad if I had to turn up at their door before I found that out, but some have gone a great … Continue reading →

London Tube drivers are on strike again for the 300th or so time this year. They say they are not paid enough at about £55000 each (really) and deserve more holidays because their finger ache with all the buttons they … Continue reading →

Maybe. They charge for their online tests. I have just put up a maths and physics test centre on astarmathsandphysics. Needless to say, it is free, like everything will be when the REVOLUTION comes.

I dream of going to Mars and discovering an undiscovered tribe of Martians. I dream of being the first Earth Man they have ever seen. I dream of being worshipped, AS A GOD!