Author Archives: taxicle

I believe I am the only private tutor to offer a 100%, cast iron, money back guarantee. IF YOU DON’T TURN UP FOR YOUR EXAM YOU WILL GET 0%! To claim take advantage of this money back guarantee, all you … Continue reading →

Whatever it is. We are buggered cos we say Yes too much. When people want something, we answer Yes too often. If we said no, they might find some way to EARN it By their own labour. Goes most of … Continue reading →

In an attempt to avoid national disgrace and humiliation, France is pointing all over the world at anyone who owes anything to anyone else, and telling the credit reference agencies about to reduce France to the status of a Greece, … Continue reading →

I have been saying this to my students for years. Now it is confirmed in public by a Edexcel official, in the latest scandal to hit this bunch of idiots – this is a quote from the Daily Telegraph: Exam … Continue reading →

All the British exam boards- aqa, edexcel, wjec, ocr, cie (am not sure about ocr and cie, but would be happy for them to sue me for libel – they are a bunch of morons anyway), it seems, have been … Continue reading →

Is cirtex. I have been experimenting on and off with video websites like youtube for a while, to host purely educational videos. There have been technical problems and I wanted to be sure of the script before I upgraded the … Continue reading →

Last week, driving home after tutoring maths at 1.30 in the morning – really – I was hit in the back by another car. I almost jumped for joy. I was about to get out and be shocked, saying to … Continue reading →

Her name is Miriam Linehan and she works in North West London. She phoned me asking about my website, but I am looking for a partner and she is not interested in working with anyone else. Nevertheless, she is frank … Continue reading →

Bugger that! Rascist football players should be part of a breeding experiment conducted in public view to see the grotesque offspring of men with balls but no brains. Here are two likely candidates. Unfortunately I wasn’t there to witness conception.

We are all too rich and have TOO MUCH STUFF! The only way to persuade people to stop having so much, and to repair and make do is to put the price of everything up. See how Apple are thinking … Continue reading →