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I am saved!

Treason should not be a crime. We are all human, owing only to our own conscience and self interest. For some people, this means stealing a 50 inch, £2000 tv from the local electronics store. For others it means torrenting … Continue reading →

I’m not a plumber and I don’t care if you go looking for a plumber on the internet. I want you to find me!

Badder than the baddest bad boy Badder than the baddest bad rapper I’m mad too Madder than the maddest mad hatter Madder than the maddest mad cow Madder than the maddest mad madman from the land of the madmen I’m … Continue reading →

He must uncover an email sent to Bernie Madoff (who swindled US investors out of $50 billion or so). The email must say something to the effect of: ‘Yo Bernie, America has survived your corruption. I wonder whether the UK … Continue reading →

I don’t know if there is disaster ahead but the human race definitely deserves it. I don’t why it is not the law that all sandwiches are not sold in paper packaging, or how plastic bags can still be given … Continue reading →

There is no Doubt in My Mind. Kate Bush is the best looking girl of the twentieth century… And the twenty first. And I am the best maths tutor of the Twenty First. With advancing medical technology I might be … Continue reading →

When I was a student, one summer I worked as a binman. One of the other binmen went to school with someone who had a cousin who once went out with Kate Bush. You may think my relationship with Kate … Continue reading →

My car is pretty basic I know. It has five wheels, one of which you use for steering, an engine, some seats and other bits. Unfortunately some bits are falling off or don’t fit together, or frankly, work. The bumper … Continue reading →

What they really want is for me to attend a job interview. Frankly, don’t waste my time. If you want to conduct job interviews, ring the jobcentre.