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Why is Noone Talking About Japan Going Bankrupt?

The Japanese national debt is well over 200% of GDP, compared to the Greek national debt of 140% or so which forced them into bankruptcy. Japan can afford it for the moment but when interest rates go up Japan may … Continue reading

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Stealing My Money Back From the Banks

Is a small amount compared to the trillions of pounds they have sucked out of us, but yesterday when I was paying £110 into my bank, I got a receipt from the machine for £130 having been deposited. What will … Continue reading

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Prince Harry is a Shit

And as if to prove it he has been showing off his anus to every good time girl in London. I found this photograph of the young fantastic. My most charitable thought is that the royal anus is public property, … Continue reading

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How far Will Some People Go to Avoid Me?

Most people, if they don’t want any more tuition will just not answer the door or their phone. Pretty bad if I had to turn up at their door before I found that out, but some have gone a great … Continue reading

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Let Monkeys Drive the Trains

London Tube drivers are on strike again for the 300th or so time this year. They say they are not paid enough at about £55000 each (really) and deserve more holidays because their finger ache with all the buttons they … Continue reading

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MyMaths Doomed

Maybe. They charge for their online tests. I have just put up a maths and physics test centre on astarmathsandphysics. Needless to say, it is free, like everything will be when the REVOLUTION comes.

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I have a Dream

I dream of going to Mars and discovering an undiscovered tribe of Martians. I dream of being the first Earth Man they have ever seen. I dream of being worshipped, AS A GOD!

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Guaranteed Results

I believe I am the only private tutor to offer a 100%, cast iron, money back guarantee. IF YOU DON’T TURN UP FOR YOUR EXAM YOU WILL GET 0%! To claim take advantage of this money back guarantee, all you … Continue reading

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Wouldn’t it Be Better if we all said no?

Whatever it is. We are buggered cos we say Yes too much. When people want something, we answer Yes too often. If we said no, they might find some way to EARN it By their own labour. Goes most of … Continue reading

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France Blames UK

In an attempt to avoid national disgrace and humiliation, France is pointing all over the world at anyone who owes anything to anyone else, and telling the credit reference agencies about to reduce France to the status of a Greece, … Continue reading

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