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I have been saying this to my students for years. Now it is confirmed in public by a Edexcel official, in the latest scandal to hit this bunch of idiots – this is a quote from the Daily Telegraph: Exam … Continue reading →

All the British exam boards- aqa, edexcel, wjec, ocr, cie (am not sure about ocr and cie, but would be happy for them to sue me for libel – they are a bunch of morons anyway), it seems, have been … Continue reading →

Is cirtex. I have been experimenting on and off with video websites like youtube for a while, to host purely educational videos. There have been technical problems and I wanted to be sure of the script before I upgraded the … Continue reading →

Last week, driving home after tutoring maths at 1.30 in the morning – really – I was hit in the back by another car. I almost jumped for joy. I was about to get out and be shocked, saying to … Continue reading →

Her name is Miriam Linehan and she works in North West London. She phoned me asking about my website, but I am looking for a partner and she is not interested in working with anyone else. Nevertheless, she is frank … Continue reading →

Bugger that! Rascist football players should be part of a breeding experiment conducted in public view to see the grotesque offspring of men with balls but no brains. Here are two likely candidates. Unfortunately I wasn’t there to witness conception.

We are all too rich and have TOO MUCH STUFF! The only way to persuade people to stop having so much, and to repair and make do is to put the price of everything up. See how Apple are thinking … Continue reading →

I still have these slots open. 12 midnight 1 am 2 am 3 am 4 am 5 am 6 am You must be prepared for yawning and snoozing. If I fall asleep put me outside with the cat.

Greece must feel like a cursed country. Not only have they been screwed by their own politicians and buggered by the banks, now it seems they will live under a unification of evil – a banker turned politician. While hail … Continue reading →

It’s the only way to save ourselves. You see, all our creditors will think we’re mad and go away. All our debtors will think we’re dangerous and pay what they owe us before we prove it.