Brace Yourself!

I still have these slots open.
12 midnight
1 am
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3 am
4 am
5 am
6 am
You must be prepared for yawning and snoozing. If I fall asleep put me outside with the cat.

Greece must feel like a cursed country. Not only have they been screwed by their own politicians and buggered by the banks, now it seems they will live under a unification of evil – a banker turned politician.
While hail and brimstone rain down upon them, every Greek will be tied to a giant wheel in the middle of Greece, made to walk under the lash, pointlessly around and around until all their debts are paid off, which will probably take an eternity.
Makes sense, cos Greece is quite close to a hell on Earth right now.

It’s the only way to save ourselves.
You see, all our creditors will think we’re mad and go away.
All our debtors will think we’re dangerous and pay what they owe us before we prove it.

Before it comes we all have to go out into the street and fight for what we know is right.
What is right for me?
Free flights anywhere.

We don’t want you here, speeding past us in your special olympic lanes and crowding us off the trains. If you ignore this you will find Londoners mad at not being able to go anywhere in the east end for the traffic jams and tourists. Please stay in your own country next year or go somewhere else and ignore Britain altogether.
And please don’t come if you want to meet any Londoners. Many of us are sick of the olympics and will be somewhere else – possibly in your country. You may come back to find all the sand or grass or water or whatever has been stolen!
WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE NEXT YEAR!

With God on their side, the Church of England had hired an angel banker of capitalism to find the protestors outside St Paul’s cathedral guilty of just about everything and in league with the devil.
No doubt, while he is on the job, he will also find his wanker friends (spelling mistake) innocent of grand theft and fraud.

Those ungrateful Greeks are displaying total ingratitude for all the money thrown at them and are to vote on whether to be bailed out at all. It seems they will vote no and seem determined to bring the whole European edifice crashing down about the Germans and French. Heh heh heh.

How many people wish their Prime Ministers and Presidents would go away and never come back?
Now is our opportunity while they are all in the same place – Australia, for the Commonwealth summit, and can’t go anywhere cos Quantas the airline is on strike,. We should petition the Australian Govt to lock them up in the nearest immigration detention centres as undesirable aliens and forget about them. They are certainly undesirable as far as I’m concerned.

I want the whole country to strip and moon the Germans.
I will donate $100 to pay your debts for every million people that do this.

Before your houses and businesses are repossessed, you can burn them down, running around them all the time whooping and hollering as if you were burning a banker.
For every 1000 people that do this I will donate a bottle of whiskey.

I hate the Russians. Will you invade Russia for me? For every 10,000 Greeks that die I will make a TV advertisement praising your sacrifice and asking for donations from the generous British public.

I have emailed this offer to the Greek Ambassador in London.
I eagerly await his reply.

And here it is!!!!!!!
Thank You for your submital Request.
From the Greek Embassy in London UK.

No doubt they are debating this through the night.

British police, long known to be among the stupidest pieces of dumbshits in the world have amazed us again with their ignorance of the law. Apparently they think, the courts are there so the police can send along false witnesses to give false statements and anybody who is giving them any lip or inconvenience can be sent right to jail.
Police have been going undercover and telling packs of lies, stealing defence evidence and passing it to the prosecution, so any risk that a defendant might be innocent will not prevent the law taking it’s rightful course and sending them to jail.