Ice. Eat lots of it.
Ice is cold. Brrrrrrrr!
When you eat it your body has to melt it, then heat it. Takes a lot of energy. Energy from fat.
To melt 1 kg of ice takes 334000J and to heat it to body temperature takes 154660, a total of 488660 J.
I kg of human fat contains 37700000 J .
Therefore to burn up 1 Kg fat you could consume 77 Kg ice. Do this every day and you will be slim in no time.
A better diet than the one that involves you vaporising food and inhaling it.
Two hapless people have been sentenced to 4 years each for calling for riots on facebook.
No crime of violence was committed.
This is the practice followed in Zimbabwe and Iran.
If it can happen in this country then we need a revolution.
Unfortunately riots is all we’ve got.
The thought just occurred to me.
And since no – one is likely to nominate me, I nominate myself.
**BOWS** Thanks Everyone.
There are doors too small for me.
Shall I cut off my feet or my head?
There are gaps too narrow.
Shall I cut off my nose? (Trying not to be rude here).
Sometimes planes fly low over my house. Why not raze it to the ground so there is no risk of them hitting it?
There are people out there who look for domains similar to those already registered, register them and try to sell them to people those original people with similar sounding domain names.
I get a couple of emails a week trying to sell me similar domains to those in my name.
One such is this:
Good day, I am Ronald Smith from the RDB Team.
Since you own a similar domain, I thought you might want mursalat.com
for the free traffic and search engine ranking.
You can let us know by filling out this form:
http://coolregistry.info/acquire/FjkM4/qbAxDWZl9c
and we will secure the domain for you.
You will receive a year of registration at no cost with your purchase and will only be charged once by RDB Team.
You can forward mursalat.com
to any of your domains or vice versa at no cost.
After you confirm your interest and the domain is secured, one of our transfer specialists will contact you.
Thank you for your time and have a nice day.
They sent several emails like this before I decided to see how much they would charge for this domain I think is worthless.
I emailed then to register interest. They replied:
Limited Time Offer…!!!
The domain name mursalat.com
is for sale by webnamesolution.com
. Hurry and take advantage of this limited time special offer $199.95 USD.
Domain Name: mursalat.com
Price: $199.95 USD
To purchase this domain and take advantage of this Special Offer click on the link below:
WWW.WEBNAMESOLUTION.COM/PURCHASE
Thank you for your interest.
[email protected]
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They might be making a nuisance of themselves but at least they are not rioting in the streets like much of London.
**UPDATE**
I had thought I had made it clear I was not interested cos I emailed them the above blog post, but no, they have just emailed me,and now they want $695!
Hello,
I just wanted to touch base with you about the upcoming auction for mursalat.com
. I know you have been receiving notices from Lynn and Alexander, and now as we enter into the final hours of the auction, I am here to guide you the rest of the way!
I am sure you have some questions or concerns about this auction and that is why you have not submitted a bid yet. Please take a moment to read the following information. If you still have any questions, please contact me and we can discuss this further.
We send out an email to everyone who had a variation of the domain name we have for sale. They all got the same emails you did offering a chance to bid on this domain.
The minimum bid to get into the auction is $97, but please keep in mind there are other parties and the goal is to outbid, not tie them. To be safe, the “Buy it Now” price is $695 and this will close the auction to other bidders. This price is a one time fee, there are no other costs such as taxes or hidden fees. If you choose to keep the domain in your account with us, we charge $10 a year to renew. After 60 days you may transfer the domain to another registry at no additional cost and you will never pay us another dime.
After the close of the auction, we will review all offers and notify the highest bidder they have won and give them instructions on how to make payment. Once payment is made, that person will receive a receipt for purchase, the access codes to the registry control panel, and the WHOIS database will be updated immediately. If that buyer does not respond in the allotted time or they decline their position it will be released for sale to everyone.
We offer 3 ways to enter a bid amount. Please choose the one most convenient for you.
My life is full of problems, and when I came across Mr Madiba on a card in a London phonebox, I thought all my problems were solved. Written on the card was
Mr Madiba
FROM BIRTH A GIFTED AFRICAN SPIRITUAL HEALER AND ADVISOR
No matter how difficult your problem is there is a solution to it. Problem concerning black magic, love voodoo, sexual impotency, business transactions, exams and court cases. I can help reunite you with your loved ones, split unwanted relationships and gambling. For all your problems Mr Madiba is the answer, no dissapointment.
Wow I thought. I rang him. The conversation went,
Can I book a ticket for China for less that £10?
zdnglzakeng
Can you arrange for Angelina Jolie to fall madly in love with me?
clvjuoiahfui
Can you add some zeros to my bank balance?
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Only nonsense having been extracted, I told him, ‘You have no points’.
My problems continue.
The stupid woman has it wrong.
YOU SHOULD STUDY MATHS UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!
And when you are dead you should be made to study the bible.
That will be hell for some people.
I was with a female student yesterday, and her boyfriend came in.
He was large and too close and aggressive when he said, ‘I hope you are treating my girlfriend with respect’.
I was cool. I was steel.
I replied,”I am. I hope next time you leave a bit more distance between us, DICK’.
I got away with my £30 fee. I really don’t care if I go there again. I might ask them to pay in advance, so whatever words pass, my fee is paid.
I understand completely that this person is a DICK. I hope he understands that I would rather have his money than his girlfriend.
It won’t mean much to most people, but this website upgrade is mostly finished now.
It means that I will be able to give out user accounts to new tutors, who can hopefully work themselves to death writing articles for the website.
Should that actually happen to any tutors, I will of course blame it on Ed Miliband, that weak willed leader of the Labour Party, who never manages to open his mouth and say anything new.
‘There’, I shall say. ‘Another poor sod bored to death’.
I hear Pippa Miidleton’s £40,000 nearly new BMW is now not good enough to be tarting around in – she is getting instead a £95,000 Audi – and I, being a green consumer, am SOOOOOOOOOO eager to see it not be turned into a cube of scrap metal.
Therefore my little bbbbbbuuuuuuuummmmmmmmkin I am offering to take it off your hands.
I can’t find your email address or telephone number on a card in a telephone box anywhere. I think you should advertise more – in Knightsbridge, where I understand you regularly are, you can jump on any number of randy bankers who can’t find their way home from the pub and will only be too happy to kip at your place while engaging in a bit of rumpy pumpy for a few £100000’s.
Meanwhile please text me on 07766496223 some lunchtime when you are between clients and I will relieve you of your old banger before you can say ‘in and out’..
